Creature Cocks Tongue Lasher Panty Vibe w/Harness

Some creatures evolved armor, some evolved wings, this one put every point into the tongue and never regretted it. He has exactly 1 purpose, and you're it. 

The Tongue Twister presses a squishy, ribbed tongue against you with 4.5 insertable inches of reach, vibrating and rotating at once through 10 modes on each of its 2 motors. The wireless remote hands control to you or your partner, and the adjustable thong harness keeps every rib right where it counts, at home on the couch or under clothes if discreet wear is your kink. Made for hands-free oral sensation, remote-control games, and creatures who live to serve.

Strap him in, pick a combination, and let the tongue prove why he skipped the armor.